Fanfiction

I had a great idea for a Twilight Fanfiction. I cannot write, though, because of 2 reasons.

1: I do not have a Fanfiction account.

2: I am also not creative enough. =-P

So, here is the idea. If you want to write it, you have to mention ME and my blog.

A new vampire comes, named Leona Frei (Fray), and Edward falls in love with her. This sends everyone into torment and despair (I am eloquent). Then, after a few witty comments and the story, they find out (somehow) that this vampire is really Edward's long lost sister. The everyone is happy.

Don't ask. I know it sucks. Oh well!

The Awesomest,

CEO

CHEESE! (not the edible kind)

Ok, so, have any of you people reading this ever seen Fosters Home for Imaginary Friends? It is SO funny! Sadly, it is not on any more. ='-(

Any way, there is this one character called Cheese.

Yes, that is him.

Well, he is FUNNY! This is a melody of the things he says.

Gotta go! Gotta go! Gotta go! Gotta go! Gotta go! Gotta go! Gotta go! Gotta go! Gotta go! Gotta go! Gotta go! Gotta go! Gotta go! Gotta go! Gotta go! Gotta go! Gotta go! Gotta go! Gotta go! Gotta go! Gotta go! 

Do it again!! Do it again!! Do it again!! Do it again!! Do it again!! Do it again!! Do it again!! Do it again!! Do it again!! Do it again!! Do it again!! Do it again!! Do it again!! Do it again!! Do it again!! Do it again!! Do it again!! Do it again!! Do it again!! Do it again!! Do it again!! Do it again!! Do it again!! 

WEEEEEEEEEE!!!! AAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!WEEEE! AAAAAAAHHHHH!!! WEEEEEEEEEE!!!! AAAAAAAHHHHH!!! WEEEEEEEEEE!!!! AAAAAAAHHHHH!!! WEEEEEEEEEE!!!! AAAAAAAHHHHH!!! WEEEEEEEEEE!!!! AAAAAAAHHHHH!!! WEEEEEEEEEE!!!! AAAAAAAHHHHH!!! WEEEEEEEEEE!!!! AH!

I'm a horsie! (He actually makes these sounds) pt-t-t-pt-t-t-pt-t-t-pt-t-t-pt-t-t-pt-t-t

NOW YOU'RE A HORSIE!!!!!!!!! (He then tackles Bloo, another Imaginary Friend)

Now we're BROTHER LADIES!

I like chocolate milk. I LIKE CEREAL!!!!!!

Ah. (Like a sound you make when you're relieved. Trust me, he says it for a different reason)

You should search Cheese on Youtube. Be prepared to laugh so hard you PEE!

The awesomest,

CEO

 

AWESOMENESS

Awwww!

I'm watching Stick It (again) and it was really sentimental!

GO HALEY!!!!!

It is on Youtube!

Now it's the Mysterious Ticking Noise!!!

Go Harry Potter Puppets!!

Snape, Snape, Severus Snape.

DUMBLEDORE!

(High pitched voice) Ron, Ron, Ron Weasely!

Hermione, I'm Hermione!!

Harry Potter, Harry Potter, OO! Harry Potter, Harry Potter, YA! Harry Potter, Harry Potter, OO! Harry Potter, Harry Potter THAT'S ME!

SNAPE! HARRY! SNAPE! HARRY! SNAPE! HARRY! SNAPE! HARRY! SNAPE! HARRY! SNAPE! HARRY! SNAPE! HARRY! SNAPE! HARRY! 

DUMBLEDORE!!!!!!!

Hermione!

Singin' our song, all day long, at HOGWARTS!!!

(Ron) I've found the source of the mysterious ticking noise! IT'S A PIPE BOMB!!!

(Ron, Harry, Hermione) YYYAAAAAAYYYY!!!!!

(Dumbledore and Snape look at each other)

BOOM!!!!!  

Mwahahahahahahahaha!

(The tune of lollipop not bye lil' wayne)

Voldemort, Voldemort, ooo Voldy Voldy Voldy Voldemort!!!

The End

Ya. Random.

These are random things that are also inside jokes. I think they are funny. Normal people probably don't. Oh well. Normal people stink.

"Where did that come from?" "Your feet"

"Edward is a glacier!"

I will put more on as they come. They will be titled 'RIJ' (random inside jokes). 

The awesomest,

CEO

ZZZzzzzzZZZZZ

Have any of you reading this seen Stick It? It is HILARIOUS!!!!(Pronounce it high-laar-e-us) 

I am SOOOO bored. Maybe I need a life (shut up). 

Hmmmmmmmmm.

I am watching it on Youtube with Madee.

Ya'know, Madee Awesome?

If you don't, then you really don't read this blog, do you?

Well.

Uh.

People.

ZZZZZZzzzzZZZZZzzzzzZZZZ.

ZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzZZzzzzzzzzzzZ.

ZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzZZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzz.......  

Huh what? 

Ummmmm.....

Oh yeah. Sorry 'bout that. You bore me too much. 

(If this is someone I know, DON'T KILL ME!)

Ok, BYE!!!!!!!!!!

The awesomest,

CEO