Hello! I'm back. Obviously.
WEEE~!
So, I have writers block. DX Which especially sucks, seeing as I finally have time to update Fan-Fiction... Oh well. Maybe inspiration will come? Pssh.
Anywho, school has started. Blehh. I love Mrs. Jacks,
[WIFEY TO MR. JACKS!!! <3_<3] Hate Mrs. Reeves, and Mrs. Paustian is awesome. I'm just always wrong in her class...
WHO WANTS A LLAMA STORY?!?
...too bad. I'm still gonna write one.
mmmmmm.........
GOT IT.
There was a llama named... uh... Phil. And Phil was from the FuTuRe! [heh heh. Get it? ANYONE REMEMBER THAT SHOW?!] And Phil got lost in the time vortex. He was supposed to be doing a STUPID FREAKING SCIENCE FAIR PROJECT THAT HIS EVIL TEACHER, MRS. uh, BLEEVES WAS MAKING HIM DO AND LOOK WHAT HAPPENED THANKS A BUNG BLEEVES GOSH NO ONE WANTED TO DO IT AND YOU- heh...
His project was the different side effects on plants in different times when you pour MRS. BLEEVES BLOOD- I mean, genetically altered mouse bile on it. But he got lost, and he was scared. Phil was only 13, GOSH BLEEVES.
Sniffling, he saw that he was in the year 2010. And a girl with crazy brown hair was staring at him. "Hi, I'm uh, Blope! Are you a nice llama?"
"Well, of course I am!" He snorted. What llama wasn't?
She screamed. And ran around in circles. "Oh yeah, that's right... you foolish humans don't know we talk yet..." Another scream.
"STOP TALKING, STOP TALKING, STOP TALKING, IT MAKES NO SENSE!"
"Okay, calm down... I'm from the future, so that's also probably a bit of a-"
"FUTURE?! AND YOU CAN TALK? ARE YOU AN ALIEN DISGUISED AS A LLAMA?! HOW DARE YOU!!"
Phil shook his head. "Just CALM DOWN already!"
At that, Blope took a deep breath, ran around one more time, and fell like a dead chicken.
"Uh oh..." But as soon as the llama said that, she was up again, pacing.
"So you're from the future. And how did you get here?"
"Um, a vortex."
"Of course, of course. And why are you here?"
"Science fair."
"You have to do that too? grr... Well where is your vortex?"
"It, uh, well... broke." He said sheepishly.
She slammed her fist onto the palm of her other hand. "We'll just have to fix it!"
Man, she adapted quick... Phil thought.
An hour later, the vortex was fixed. "Thank you so much!" He said, hugging Blope. [Is that possible? ...it is now.]
"Oh, it was nothing..." Blope blushed. "But you have to do your project. Good luck!"
"You too." They hugged again, and Phil disappeared into his vortex.
They both got first place, and they all lived happily ever after, never telling anyone about their little adventure.
AND MRS. BLEEVES DIED IN A DITCH.
The end!
Whew! I'm beat. Stories always tire me out... like
cooking...
Okay, that's all for now!
Hope that updated you on the Randomness of My Life.
The awesomest,
-CEO
